The Guardian Weekend Magazine – 27th April, 2002

By H.F.

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The barman says, “Why the long face?” Ah, the beauty page: aka, the old joke’s home.

Maybe it’s unfair to take long faces to task, as they’re a result of genetics, not misguided make-up application. But when did fairness enter the world of Mirror Mirror?

And we’re not as cruel as Tim Burton, who made Sarah Jessica Parker wail in Ed Wood, “Do I really look like a horse?”

A long face needn’t be a cosmetic hurdle – Richard E’s contributes as much to his Brideshead-y image as his Oxonian flounce does. Cheekbones are accentuated and necks can look decidedly swan-like, as the very un-equestrian SJP demonstrates with her pretty bob. Celine, however, accentuates the length of her face with her chunky straight streaks.

Read and learn, Dion.

I’ve received an email from Sharon who lives on the Isle Of Man. Her farm is the base where the moorland scenes are being filmed for The Hound Of The Baskervilles (for BBC1), and she tells me that REG plays the part of Stapleton – and adds that he makes a very good baddie! Unfortunately for REG fans, Stapleton gets swallowed up by the mire at the end.

Sharon said she will try and get some production pics for me to put up on the website for all to see. Stay tuned!

Pat tells me that she just got a notice from Amazon that Mountains of the Moon is being re-released in the US and Canada.

WOW!! Jolie’s been at it again! This time she’s sent 2 articles for your reading pleasure.

The first one is from the Saturday Magazine (1998) – an interview with Richard done around the time By Design was released. You can read that here.

The second article is from Night & Day Magazine (1999) – A review of St Ives – which you can find here. Enjoy!

Speaking of St Ives, you might want to refresh your memories of it by checking out some of the REG pics here.

BBC Online.com

Withnail and I (1986)

Richard E Grant looking a lot better than he does as Withnail.

This film starring Richard E Grant and Paul McGann has achieved cult status.

Two struggling actors, running short on money and alcohol, decide to swap dreary London for a holiday cottage in the Lake District.

Much of Withnail and I is filmed around Penrith, Shap and in the National Park. Withnail demands “the finest wines available to humanity” at a Penrith cafe during the film.

In 1996, when the film celebrated its 10th anniversary, Penrith was offered a special re-launch preview screening – they said no because they thought film doesn’t show the town in a good light!

About the film

The “I” of the title is Marwood – he and Withnail are out-of-work actors sharing a house in the sixties. They decide to escape the cold, damp and washing-up of their Camden flat for Withnail’s uncle’s holiday cottage.

The film was written and directed by Bruce Robinson, based on experiences during his youth. The character traits seen in Withnail and I are taken from his own housemates and acquaintances at the time (roughly seven people rolled into two).

Richard E. Grant plays ‘Withnail’ (generally pronounced “with-null”). The character smokes and drinks heavily and the role is widely regarded as a triumph of acting – Grant himself is teetotal and has never been drunk – he smoked herbal cigarettes during the film. Withnail enjoys all of life’s vices – one scene shows him sharing the ‘Camberwell carrot’ – a huge cone-shaped spliff.

Paul McGann plays Marwood. The film follows his diary entries – the viewer never finds out his name in the film, he’s always the first person, “I”. He is the weaker character, always talked into mischief by Withnail. However, he always has a brighter outlook and is prepared to take a small acting part to get recognised. Withnail’s attitude is “all or nothing”. This difference in attitudes makes the ending of the film very poignant – giving the film an almost moralistic ending.

Montague Withnail (“Uncle Monty”) is a very camp ex-thespian played by Richard Griffiths. He owns the cottage which Withnail and Marwood stay at in the film. He takes a shine to Marwood and follows them on their holiday. This comes to an hilarious if eventually touching conclusion at the cottage.

Q & A

Withnail looks out over a lake when he emerges from the cottage on the first morning after they arrive. It’s a memorable scene and the start of Withnail thinking the holiday’s a good idea – but do you know which lake it is?

How do you think Penrith is portrayed in the film? Is Withnail and I a good advert for the North Lakes?

Film information supplied by Iain Nash, Ireleth.

What people say:

I think the film does portray Cumbria in a good light simply because of the scenery – OK so it rains a lot but that could be true of anywhere in Britain.
Elaine Jackson – UK

Withnail and I: I don`t think you could wish for a better publicity vehicle for the county. I for one would love to travel to all the sites used in the film. If anybody is worried about the film giving the wrong image, ask yourselves who to? I don`t think the traditional Lake District visitor would be watching the film anyway. All Withnail & I can do is to bring extra visitors to the region.
Barbs – UK

Are you sure about the Penrith tearooms? I heard some of that area was filmed in Milton Keynes.
Chris – Yorkshire

The scene in the Penrith tearooms in Withnail and I really is Penrith. I don’t think Penrith was portrayed in a bad light – the characters were very drunk and rude!
James – Keswick

Locations (http://pages.zoom.co.uk/peterd/withnail.htm) — Every location from the film with directions!

Bruce Robinson’s website (http://www.brucerobinson.org/) — The author’s own website

Richard E Grant Temple Crazy site for Grant fans

Paul McGann fansite The most fanciable Dr Who?

Withnail and I Archive (http://www.withnail-and-i.com/) — Not for the easily offended, this site is a multimedia archive.

The BFI Top 100 films Withnail and I is placed at Number 29

Rosemary has sent me this snippet that she found today from TV & Satellite Week. I think he’s gonna have to get used to the fact! She also sent the following list of films from the same magazine showing REG stuff for the week from Saturday the 27th:-

Saturday 27th at 9.00p.m. – The Kumars (BBC Choice)
Sunday 28th at 7.00p.m. – The Little Vampire (Sky Premier)
Sunday 28th at 9.00p.m. – The Scarlet Pimpernel (UK Drama)
Tuesday 30th at 9.00p.m. – Warlock (Moviemax 2)
Wednesday 1st at 10.05p.m. – Jack and Sarah (Film Four)

It’s not every actor that can say they were on TV five times in one week!

Denise and Jolie have combined to send me a transcript to a REG interview from Radio Times (1999) – The Andrew Duncan Interview. Denise was missing the last page but Jolie was able to track it down and type it out. You can read that article here.

And finally Joann has sent in some of her favourite REG pictures. You can see them here.