Horror (Giles Redferne)

A warlock escapes from 1691 Boston to 1991 LA, with a local witch-hunter (played by REG in a very dodgy outfit) in full time-warp pursuit. Julian Sands plays the dashing and very nasty Warlock, hunting for the Grand Grimoire, which is basically Satan’s Bible. REG must stop him at all costs and they drag poor Lori Singer into the mess. It’s a rare heroic role for REG, and highly entertaining.

Best REG lines (according to Theresa and April): “It lies in finding that damned book and thwarting a vile beast of a man who shall not rest until God Himself is thrown down and all of creation becomes Satan’s black, hell-besmeared, farting hole!!”

Also good is when he’s on the plane and the stewardess says “Can I take that for you, sir?” and he says “Over my rotting corpse!”