Taken For Granted
by
James Cameron-Wilson
You would be forgiven
for fearing to meet Richard E. Grant for the first time.
This is the man who
knocked back lighter fluid in Withnail & I, sported lingerie in
the BBCs Here is the News, disinterred the dead in Warlock and,
in his new film How To Get Ahead in Advertising, carries on a conversation
with a boil on his neck.
And it was Grant who
was previously quoted in Film Review as saying that Hugh Hudsons
Revolution was obscene because they spent GBP15 million on it.
You cant justify that. Those films I think are a crime
but not as much of a crime as the Rambo films, which are just so f**king
mind-boggling.
Of course, Grant is
still best known in this country as Withnail, the alcoholic, chain-smoking,
arrogant, self-centred druggie in HandMades Withnail & I.
I was just dying to meet the man.
To my surprise, Richard
Grant (the E doesnt stand for anything, but distinguishes him
from another actor of the same name) is polite, articulate and abstemious.
He doesnt smoke or drink, refuses a coffee, refrains from swearing
(almost) and is even wearing a tie. Im terribly disappointed.
He has also completed
a co-starring role in Bob Rafelsons 25-million-dollar Mountains
of the Moon, a costly epic by anybodys standards. And, to my total
mortification, he accepted the role in Warlock for all the wrong reasons.
They originally
wanted Michael Douglas or Sean Connery, but then decided Warlock would
be a cult-sized genre movie, so saved themselves some money,
Grant explains. I was absolutely thrilled to be case in the role
(as a witch chaser). If they thought a stick insect with a tombstone
face like myself could play a big macho lead, then Id go for it.
He continues: Warlock
is not a serious horror film. I liked the quirkiness and the humour
in it its not going to give art critics a sleepless night.
But, Richard, how
could you find artistic satisfaction in a film that involved sorcery
and eye-plucking, and was totally devoid of social comment?
People have
accused me of selling out, but I say: bugger that,
he answers. I had enormous fun making the film, enjoyed a first-class
trip to America my first and all the star treatment. I
was born in a small African kingdom without television and only one
cinema. I grew up on Hollywood movies.
Richard E. debuted
in Swaziland thirty-one years ago, the son of that British colonys
Minister of Education. At the age of seven, he already knew he wanted
to act. And, although he didnt know it then, he was already preparing
for his role as Withnail.
The flotsam
and jetsam of humanity drift through a country like Swaziland,
he says all kinds of left-over aristocracy wandering about
the world. Knowing them was a tremendous help with Withnail.
Withnail & I,
a black, semi-autobiographical comedy written and directed by Bruce
Robinson, was the tale of two out-of-work thespians coming to terms
with poverty in 1969 London. The meatier role, the manic Withnail, went
to Grant who made it his own.
It also made him into
a star.
Robinson is less happy
with the Eighties, and his new film, How To Get Ahead in Advertising,
should fasten on to a few raw nerves. Again, Richard has the lead, playing
Dennis Bagley, a hot advertising executive attempting to launch a campaign
for a new pimple cream. Unable to cope with the pressure, Bagley develops
a beastly boil on his neck that starts talking back.
The audience
and myself see it as a talking boil with my own facial features,
Grant explains, but the other characters just see it as a large
carbuncle and assume, quite rightly, that Im having a nervous
breakdown.
Bagley goes
to hospital to have it lanced. Suddenly the boil expands, unwraps itself,
wraps the bandages around Bagleys head, and the wrong head is
lanced. Then the maniac alter ego takes over.
For the second
half of the film I play a drying boil, while the Yuppie Thatcherite
model for the late Eighties rants and raves.
Bagley is another
peach of a part for Grant and the actor excels as both cynic and maniac.But
hes due for something a little more normal. Or is he?
I get to fondle
Iain Glens knee in Mountains of the Moon, the actor says proudly.
And in Killing Dad, my next film with Denholm Elliot and
Julie Walters I carry my dead father around in a carpet
In all seriousness,
Richard, is there anything you wouldnt do on screen?
Youd have
to come up with something, the star says, suppressing an enormous
grin.